Va-Mooch

"A thousand. We got a thousand dollars to punch me in the face. Do I hear two thousand?"

“A thousand. We got a thousand dollars to punch me in the face. Do I hear two thousand?”

 

“Disappear, vamoose you’re wack to me”   -Biggie, Flava In Ya Ear remix

 

Walking caricature of a mob attorney, Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci, displayed the kind of eloquence you would expect from a newly-appointed communications advisor, spouting off like John Potty-mouth in a profanity-laced interview to The New Yorker of all goddamn places and surprise, surprise they published it.  Looks like that damn fake news strikes again, eh?

During his ramblings, the Goodfellas nickname reject made colorful statements ranging from Reince Preibus being a “paranoik” (we sure his nickname isn’t “The Mook?”), Steve Bannon wanting to “suck his own cock”, and that he’d like to kill all the leakers, despite the fact that he was in essence leaking about the White House turmoil himself with every idiotic utterance.  Since he killed his own political career, maybe he wasn’t kidding.

With typical trademark loyalty, the second The Mook became a liability he was tossed out of the White House on his Guinea ass after only ten days on the job.  The fuckin guy literally hadn’t even been sworn in yet.  But the funniest thing of all is the White House’s astounding reason for the firing: Trump was offended.  Holy shit, good luck to his nutball supporters keeping a straight face after hearing that one.  So “grab her by the pussy” is okay, but “suck his own cock” is too offensive to tolerate?  Nice to see there’s some standards in the White House.

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