Queer Warning

I implore you, do as I say and not as I do.

I implore you, do as I say and not as I do.


What the flying fuck?!?

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick, whatever you do, do not type “scientist” into Bing images.  For the last Spew’s picture I searched the rather innocuous word and the first fuckin square that popped up was some black guy fuckin a white guy in the ass.  Seriously.  There was no labcoats, no beakers…nothing on any level that could be misconstrued as the correct image of a “scientist” whatso-fuckin-ever.

I mean criminy.  When I’m reviewing DeNiro’s latest cinematic abortion and type in “Dirty Grandpa” into Bing images, I at least know to brace myself.  But fuckin “scientist”?  If I type in “puppies and kittens” do I get treated to candid photos of horrific war atrocities?  Because believe me that would have been preferable.

Bing needs to get their shit together.  This is absolutely ridiculous.  I bet if you searched for “Butt buddies” you’d get pictures of scientists.  Switching to Google images from now on is starting to look more and more appealing.


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