Nigga Please

 

Seattle managed to cleverly avoid penalties in the Super Bowl by only referring to eachother as spades, negroes, or jigaboos.

Seattle managed to cleverly avoid penalties in the Super Bowl by only referring to eachother as spades, negroes, or jigaboos.

 

Holy fuckin shit, this time you’ve got to be kidding me.

In easily the most outrageous and surreal example of the PC Language Police run amuck in this once mighty and manly land to date, the scumbag factory known as the NFL is actually on the verge of beginning a snowball of political correctness that will inevitably ruin sports forever by instituting the stupidest fuckin penalty of all time: saying the word “nigger” on the field will now astonishingly result in a goddamn fifteen yard penalty.  And saying it twice results in a fuckin ejection!

I can’t begin to describe my shock.  Surely, it can’t have gotten this bad?  Suddenly now black guys can’t call other black guys “nigga” while on the field of play?  Who in the flying fuck even complained?  My biggest problem with NFL films has always been how they super-skillfully edit out such hilarious and predictable banter out of every goddamn scuffle when they re-play the games.  For years, every time two guys angrily end a play by jawing at one another I’ve had to fill in the obvious dialogue, “Yea nigga, fuck you nigga, nigga what, sup nigga.”  And that’s just when Brady and Manning are conversing.

Seriously, what white dude in the league is calling guys “nigger” during games in a Mississippi Burning kinda way?  Literally nobody. The only players who say the word are the muthafuckas we’ve all agreed have the infinite social license to do so for some reason.  But whether or not it causes mass cracker confusion, black folks do have the right to say “nigga” or “nigger” as often as they want.  Anyone who’s ever listened to a rap album knows that.

Besides who exactly was offended by this talk on the field?  Certainly not the fans.  I’ve honestly never heard that said during any NFL game I’ve watched on TV in my entire life.  Obviously nobody in the stands is hearing it, so who the fuck’s complaining?  The refs?

Apparently some group of faggot-ass niggas called the Fritz Pollard Alliance—who’s sole purpose is to monitor diversity in the NFL—seem to be the only people on earth who give a fuck.  And since they’re so interested in diversity, how about the group-wide realization that 100% of the players who say “nigga” after every play during a game are invariably black?

So what exactly does this big bag of bullshit mean?  Obviously this bitch-ass group of whiny cunts who apparently don’t give a fuck about NFL players having their fuckin brains oozing out of their ears by the time they’re forty will want the word “fag” to be banned next, and then as I said, the soon-to-be all-consuming gargantuan snowball of political correctness will bury the sporting world forever more.  You just know the NBA is gonna be hot on the trails of this pussified trend, and just wait til this Language Gestapo gets to the rest of sports.  If they ban saying “Nigger” sports-wide they’ll turn NASCAR tracks into ghost towns.

In a vicious game where guys suffer life-altering physical trauma and deformities as a routine part of the job, and in the last few days you got a member of their precious fraternity knocking a woman unconscious on camera—to say nothing of the literally endless rap sheet of the league as a whole—clearly the biggest problem in the NFL is a little salty language.  We are on the verge of witnessing an abomination of a rule that will be the most ridiculous, meaningless, and destructive decision in sports history.  Besides, good luck trying.  Banning the word “nigga” on the gridiron will be harder than banning it from a Klan rally.

 

 

 

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