Turd Ferguson

Here's the mayor on jeopardy. In retrospect, he probably should have picked a different inauguration song than "Fuck Tha Police."
    Previously only famous for mild rioting, Ferguson, Missouri erputed into full-scale rioting yesterday, as enraged protestors viciously toilet paper’d trees, played ding-dong...

Ben Asslick

No, he wasn't smoking an imaginary cigarette. Since marrying Jennifer Garner, Affleck has been known to calm his nerves by sniffing his fingers.
  One of the more embarrasing showings of pseudo-intellectualism ever witnessed on live TV was when life-sized Ken doll Ben Affleck...