Road Spikes

No wonder he crashed. How are you gonna drive with that goddamn sheet over your car?
  Nothing is quite as amusing as the astonished bewilderment that accompanied news of Patriot linebacker and failed driving...

Jetsam

Belichik and Revis moments before passionately making out. All they're missing is the piece of spaghetti and you've got Lady and the Tramp.
  Jetsam: The part of a ship, its equipment, or its cargo that is cast overboard to lighten the...

Stickum Up

funny
  Well, well, well.  What do we have here? In the biggest instance of hypocrisy since the landmark court...