Big L

The question of "Brady or Manning?" was forever settled right here. When you win a Super Bowl, would you rather kiss Giselle or Papa fuckin John? Case closed.
  Well, apparently Cam Newton was right.  He is LeBron, In “Super Bowl L”, which was perhaps the worst...

Road Spikes

No wonder he crashed. How are you gonna drive with that goddamn sheet over your car?
  Nothing is quite as amusing as the astonished bewilderment that accompanied news of Patriot linebacker and failed driving...

Jetsam

Belichik and Revis moments before passionately making out. All they're missing is the piece of spaghetti and you've got Lady and the Tramp.
  Jetsam: The part of a ship, its equipment, or its cargo that is cast overboard to lighten the...