Piece of Ship

In times like these, I wonder what Aaron Hernandez is up to?
  Unfortunately, the Skipper and Gilligan weren’t navigating that ship of Rob Gronkowski’s around, and the big retard made...

NFL Post Script

Cam was so depressed after the game that he tried to commit suicide by dressing up as Treyvon Martin.
  Even as I imagine the newly-crowned Superbowl Champion Peyton Manning in his mansion currently celebrating, sipping a glass...

Big L

The question of "Brady or Manning?" was forever settled right here. When you win a Super Bowl, would you rather kiss Giselle or Papa fuckin John? Case closed.
  Well, apparently Cam Newton was right.  He is LeBron, In “Super Bowl L”, which was perhaps the worst...